Strange Sex World: The Ugly Mask

I am ugly. So ugly that every time I look in the mirror I get terrified.

When I have Sex with my girlfriend I wear a mask so she can't see my horrid face. It is one of those leather black masks that you can find in a Web Adult Toy Store.

One day she came home carrying another mask that resembed a human face. Very ugly face!
I have never seen anything uglier than that.

"It's for you", she said. "For me? Why on earth would I want to wear that thing?", I complained, "this is uglier than me!". "That is the idea", she continued, "you put it on a few hours before we have Sex -don't worry I can handle it- and when we go to bed you take it off. Your real face looks better and I believe you are handsome".

That same night I tried it. When we went to the bedroom and I removed the mask my face was full of redish spots. The plastic had irritated my skin. I visited many doctors but the answer always the same: "Sorry but you have to leave with them. They will not go away".

My girlfriend left me and even pros wouldn't sleep with me anymore. Now when I go out I wear that old black mask so people don't get scared.

- Shall I enter the contest for the ugliest man on earth, mum?
- Stay away from me monster! Get out of my sight!

MORAL
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